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Monday, March 22, 2004

How to handle "Peace Activists"
With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror.



These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know

how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:



1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a

conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They

will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people

who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will

probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to

humanitarian.



2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in

the nose.



3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry

and they may try to hit you, so be careful.



4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings

about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell

them if they are really committed to a non-violent approach to

undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a

solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe

what they are saying.



5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are

correct.



6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much

harder. Square in the nose.



7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot

realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.



8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting

victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is

unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.



We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.



We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.



Lesson over, class dismissed.


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